May 2013
magehenry:
milkshakies:
magehenry:
milkshakies:
IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG
are you okay
IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE
get well soon
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
heir-of-breasts:
half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot
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poolpartypirates:
klinklang:
can someone please tell me what game this is from? it kinda looks like digimon but im not too sure
wow you ignoramus this is Pokemon X/Y coming out on the Xbox One
amoying:
warm soda is the worst thing that can happen
there was this kid i went to school with and everyone called him korean all the time so i really thought he was korean so this one time i was like “so is your family from korea?” AND HE GOT REALLY MAD AND WAS LIKE “IM NOT KOREAN” TURNS OUT THOSE KIDS WERE MAKING FUN OF HIM AND I NEVER CAUGHT ON I FELT REALLY BAD
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hakureimiko:
“abortion is murder fetuses have rights t—”
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imagineyouricon:
Imagine what your icon’s sex noises would sound like.
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hokeyfright:
it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you
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djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
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