
this one time there was a kid who sat beside me and he was going through his history book and drawing hitler mustaches on people and then he seen an actual picture of hitler and said “oh i already got that one” and just kept flipping through the book
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
(Source: pizzaforpresident)
I was going to put up Kaworu, but my mom asked me to do Shinji because he’s “so cute” so I
…I still need to add ornaments.
(Source: zetsubou-hime)
sayaka acquires a small boat. she is now kayaka
sometimes i get annoyed with australian stereotypes but then i remember that a kangaroo broke into my year ten graduation and we had to pause the assembly to get it out

Since 1920 women have had the right to vote in this country no matter who you are voting for ladies make your voice heard
She’s hammering that nail with a pistol.
(Source: alexisreiko)

